Malevolent_Mangoes
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixmy8xb wrote
Uh you didn’t “win an argument” your mom tried to get you to the doctor and you basically said you’d rather not and then went on to explain for 2 hours how horrible life is. I mean why? What was the purpose of doing that? Go to the fucking doctor. Don’t make your mother suffer.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixismex wrote
Reply to comment by fuck-alia-iacta-est in TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
Which is extremely unfortunate. Toxicity brings more toxicity. I’m glad you got out of that relationship. It’s best to stay away from fires.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixis3q0 wrote
Reply to TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
I feel bad for her parents. I mean wtf kinda monster did they raise? Their “hair trigger love hate relationship” is probably because their child is a complete bitch.
Edit: Though the father is shitty for having control of her bank account, it’s completely understandable because of how his daughter behaves.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_iwug7lt wrote
Reply to TIFU telling my gf my sexual fantasy by [deleted]
Yeah that’s a pretty dick move to basically steal your fantasy from you and then exclude you from it and then rub it in your face. I’d break up to be honest, that’s inappropriate and manipulative behavior.
It would be different if your girlfriend hadn’t made that comment about no dicks being in the picture aka you.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_iw7317o wrote
I read this as 2 jobs and was very confused
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ivvxdfg wrote
A person gotta be real sensitive to drop an entire class and disrupt their education just because someone didn’t give them their number in a timely manner lmao.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_iujujut wrote
Reply to "we ride at dawn..." by Dr_Depreso
I mean some people end up in sleeping bags taking a nap cuz the flight is delayed for 7 hours or some shit. People do it at train stations too. Best to be early than late. Roll out your bed.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_iug8r0w wrote
They are Amongus 😔
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_itaaqqa wrote
Reply to comment by SplayPanda60241 in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Drugs are a helluva drug
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixn25g5 wrote
Reply to comment by singingsausagedogs in TIFU by winning the argument with my mom by singingsausagedogs
That’s a horrible excuse.