MarcoTron11
MarcoTron11 t1_jadgezg wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The Holy Relic changes it’s form to suit each and every chosen hero throughout the ages. But for you, the relic is not a sword, nor a shield, nor a bow. It looks like some form of strange, armored ballista that launches an arrow called a “125mm APFSDS”. by Lobotomized_Cunt
Why it 125mm thats a russian shell why can't it be 'MERICA 120MM USA USA USA
Edit: burh it's a joke why downvote
MarcoTron11 t1_j8mweor wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you. by SkyGriff10
The SUN is WARMING UP?!?!
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MarcoTron11 t1_iyf35r3 wrote
Reply to comment by Laverniones in [WP] The city is under attack and none of the heroes are lifting a finger in its defense. So this leaves you and the other villains to defend it, because there is nothing for a villain to do in a smoldering ruin and trashing the city is your job damnit! by Kitty_Fuchs
constructive criticism
MarcoTron11 t1_iyf02y1 wrote
Reply to comment by Laverniones in [WP] The city is under attack and none of the heroes are lifting a finger in its defense. So this leaves you and the other villains to defend it, because there is nothing for a villain to do in a smoldering ruin and trashing the city is your job damnit! by Kitty_Fuchs
Giant cheeseburger flying over spain
MarcoTron11 t1_iyezrxf wrote
Reply to comment by humanpersonguy69 in [WP] Your wife has an estranged sister that you have never met. She was murdered in a cold case soon after you were married. You brush off your wife’s new strange behaviour after the murder as grief. Until you find an old family photo of your wife as a kid, you shiver as you realise… they’re twins. by AUFunmacy
Muy bueno
MarcoTron11 t1_iye52pz wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The Villain finished his monologue. Civilians standing around waited for the Hero to begin the fight, "Well, what are waiting for? Demolish the bad guy!" The Hero responded, "Hang on, he's made a couple of good points. We should hear him out." by WrongEinstein
Pelo corto
MarcoTron11 t1_iyddg50 wrote
Reply to comment by humanpersonguy69 in [WP] Your wife has an estranged sister that you have never met. She was murdered in a cold case soon after you were married. You brush off your wife’s new strange behaviour after the murder as grief. Until you find an old family photo of your wife as a kid, you shiver as you realise… they’re twins. by AUFunmacy
I politley ask you continue, also I love the breaking bad jokes it goes haha funny
MarcoTron11 t1_iyd30qn wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Your wife has an estranged sister that you have never met. She was murdered in a cold case soon after you were married. You brush off your wife’s new strange behaviour after the murder as grief. Until you find an old family photo of your wife as a kid, you shiver as you realise… they’re twins. by AUFunmacy
Insert accordion music here
MarcoTron11 t1_iy87t1b wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] An r/WritingPrompts user struggles to write a prompt that isn’t about superheroes or aliens. by ReadyDude3849
But I like the hero stories :(
MarcoTron11 t1_ixzo0fo wrote
Reply to comment by AhyEsStHisFlOr in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
LOOK GORDON! RO- HELP ME GORDON!
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You have the ability to see people's kill count on their head. One day you meet a decorated war hero with 0 kills and his wife with 200. by shadow-_-king
Who shall be remembered in the ancient house of war
MarcoTron11 t1_jebw4aq wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me a prompt and I'll try to make it ✨ M a g i c a l ✨ by gaborrero
The blood and mud of the battle of the Somme in 1916