MarkBenec
MarkBenec t1_j28tilb wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by being a Fat Scrooge. by I_ForgotMyOldAccount
I don’t even want to imagine if he’d donated $4.
MarkBenec t1_j1rdstp wrote
Reply to comment by TheRoscoeDash in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Who’s your hooker guy?
MarkBenec t1_iy4h2q5 wrote
Reply to comment by Notorious_Junk in Jayne Mansfield with the winner of Miss Hollywoood 1957 by kunal-998
Wedding Crashers quote deserves a like.
MarkBenec t1_iuegzhr wrote
Reply to comment by KingCarnivore in I wanted to be something really scary this year, so I went as Marjorie Taylor Greene. by us2bcool
I disagree, she doesn’t look as haggard at MTG for it to be an homage.
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Reply to comment by ONOeric in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
Must be cheaper than periods and spaces.
MarkBenec t1_isngkc2 wrote
Reply to Dieters are often the people encouraging their partners to overeat in a relationship, according to new research by MadScienceD
My dad was a big ‘Hey, eat this!’ guy. Don’t think he was being malicious in any way though.
MarkBenec t1_isf3td4 wrote
Reply to comment by Good_nuff in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
I think he was imagining the scene from the Shining where the blood was flooding the elevator area.
MarkBenec t1_jaa8cwb wrote
Reply to Network cable in my hotel room. 😱 by SpideyBry1
That’s a ‘you’re gonna get in there and you’re gonna like it’ install.