Apple: why are cell phone sales down so much this year??!?!?

Also apple:

Exactly my first thought 😂😂😂😂

Oh no! I found an easy way to do work I didn’t sign up for and is unpaid and has a 90% likelihood of never benefiting in the future, but if I fail to do it to a standard that is the opinion of a disgruntled and underpaid “boss” I might get an assessment that will ruin my ability to find work that I ACTUALLY want to do and will ACTUALLY get paid for?!?!? Oh nooooo!! No no no! This is terrible!

Note: I’m an airline pilot and it is because of the shitty American education system that I had to wait until I was 35 to be able to become a pilot and now I get paid more than I ever have to do what I love. Fuck the school system.

Pay teachers more, let students pursue passions, don’t force them to do work they are bad at and have it affect their future. Stop trying to pump out slaves, america.

No I didnt! I only tripped a little!

I like that the stock photo used was a lady with extra arms as if that’s the most common extra organs😂😂😂

Betelgeuse has never looked so juicy!

Drips sap, not an easy breakdown like a fake tree, fire hazard, and you forgot the pine needle cleanup AFTER the first 3 pine needle cleanups😂

Whichever child wrote this, tell them they have to cover the cost AND cleanup of a real tree. They will change their tune😂😂😂