Ngl I thought that uk one was a new Pokémon before I read the title n sub name

What I’m hearing here is that I need to get very, very drunk for my finals. Or at least a little drunk. Tipsy. Slightly buzzed…

Oh yeah it’s fine. People are really weird about what is “age appropriate” sometimes. 14 is the ideal time to be reading this kinda stuff.

Mm. No. I’m pretty sure every bad decision I’ve made was made by me. No need to try to excuse my own bullshit thanks

Damn, this really puts a burner on my go-to alibi of being gay and giving blood /j