Memesforum55 t1_jdz04xk wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:46 AM

Reply to comment by ASentientRedditAcc in [WP]"No im not chopping your arms off and replacing them with chainsaws" You sigh. As a black market doctor, these types of insane requeats are surprisingly common. Write a story about one. by ASentientRedditAcc

yeah i just thought of the most ridiculous shit ever, then topped it off with an unlikable main character

i don't think any engine would work too well for that lol

Memesforum55 t1_jdyz8oj wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:35 AM

Reply to [WP]"No im not chopping your arms off and replacing them with chainsaws" You sigh. As a black market doctor, these types of insane requeats are surprisingly common. Write a story about one. by ASentientRedditAcc

One morning, very early, a strange man showed up at my office. He told me to write a story about an insane request I got for a surgery. I felt compelled to. I don't know what came over me, but here I am at my desk after hours, writing an account of the man who wanted his brain replaced with a V8 engine. A couple months ago, a man came into my office. He had two bodyguards following him. So he was rich. He came up to my desk and asked me this exactly: "Can you replace my brain with a V8? I think it'll work a bit better than my current brain."

"Are you fucking loony? Of course I can't, you're not a fucking car!" I usually wasn't this rude, but this request made me unfathomably angry.

"I'm leaving. See if you get any more business after this!" He stalked out of my office, bodyguards trailing behind. A short encounter indeed, but I chose this one for a reason. So I could leave my desk already, because it's fucking late.

Yours Truly, Dr. Murphy

i cannot write well, r/storyjunkyard for more disposable tales

Memesforum55 t1_jdysnow wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Reply to [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722

"Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" The man in a crisp white polo said as he held up a bible. He looked ready to use it like a weapon. "No, I haven't. I know you have everyone looking since he went missing, but I've not seen even a glimpse of the man." I said, making sure he knew I didn't care. I had to be extra careful, because Jesus was right behind the door. "Are you sure? If you could, please start looking, at least when you go out for groceries or something." Polo Man was looking a bit frustrated. I let out an exasperated sigh and said, "No thanks." I then slammed the door in his face. With the facade I was putting on, nobody would ever think I was harboring Him in my apartment. "Thanks for that." Jesus wiped sweat from his brow. "He was a bit more persistent than the last few." I told Him, "but he wasn't too hard to get rid of."

"Well then, back to the TV it is!" Jesus exclaimed as he brandished the remote in my face.

"We're gonna watch The Chosen, I assume?"

"Of course, I wanna know that they have everything about me right. I don't want them to spread the wrong message, y'know."

"I forgot to ask this, but; why did you leave in the first place?"

"They needed a break, and I did too. Simple as that."

"Cool."

this is my second time doing a prompt, hopefully it's halfway decent.