MisterDutch93
MisterDutch93 t1_izc3rgc wrote
Reply to comment by criticallycrafty in My son hasn't eaten in 6 months. Or so I thought. by hippofucker45
This confused me as well. I’ve buried both my grandparents in the last 10 years and the only thing we had to pay for was the spot at the cemetery and the headstone. There are no fees to keep them in the ground.
Where I live there are no permanent graves anyway. They get dug up after 25-30 years to allow room for future deceased. The remains (if there are any) then get cremated and you’re allowed to take them. I think it’s a good system because most people tend to forget about graves, especially when the generations tending to them die off.
MisterDutch93 t1_iz7lv8s wrote
Reply to comment by Justanothersaul in So It Seems I've Inherited A Cat From Hell... by beardify
Purple was an exceptionally hard pigment to make throughout history. The Romans made purple pigment from a specific type of sea slug that was needed in large quantities. It became synonymous with wealth because of the labor intensive and expensive extraction methods. Emperors later wore it to show their godly status. I guess Miffy pictures itself as immortal royalty in the same way, though the Cheshire Cat is also purple and has big yellow eyes and otherworldly abilities just like Miffy, so maybe there’s a connection?
MisterDutch93 t1_iyceq73 wrote
Reply to comment by contrabasse in My wife has started waking up in the middle of the night to fold clothes. It’s all she ever does now, she simply cannot stop. by lightingnations
I didn’t even think about that. I thought his eye color changed when he ‘turned’, but it could also be that the dad put two-and-two together after seeing what Nick looks like.
MisterDutch93 t1_iy9s4et wrote
Reply to comment by Phoenix4235 in My wife has started waking up in the middle of the night to fold clothes. It’s all she ever does now, she simply cannot stop. by lightingnations
I got the feeling that his wife was possibly made a thrall just before they moved into the house, so that Nick could live in the attic and she could keep him a secret. I don’t think vampire blood can sustain another vampire, so Kerry needed to collect her husband’s blood when her own wasn’t enough anymore. Had Kerry been a vampire, I don’t think Nick would’ve regenerated like he did, since undead usually do not have any flowing blood.
Ben told his dad a couple of times that he could see a monster around the house, at one point even inside his own bedroom. I think Nick infected Ben during one of these nightly visits, whereafter Kerry had to make him special cacao laced with her own blood to satisfy him.
So in short, Kerry was the thrall, Nick a vampire and Ben got infected (maybe because he was smart and Nick wanted to use him later). Our protagonist was to be kept as livestock while the rest would live off his life insurance money.
MisterDutch93 t1_iwwxqo6 wrote
MisterDutch93 t1_iwjark4 wrote
Hmm, the HR lady at your job was complaining about Post-COVID cutbacks but at the end of the story you claim this all happened 5 years ago. Are you sure that shot hit you in the abdomen and not somewhere else? Those post-it notes you’re seeing again might just be an illusion.
MisterDutch93 t1_j4zh37s wrote
Reply to My fiance and I decided to do an ancestry DNA test. She has the rare Monoamine oxidase A gene, short for MAOA by Coureherritt
Your name is Kira and you just wanted to have a quiet life. Now why does this sound familiar?