genius! we’re going to make billions

smart to have drilled holes in it first, otherwise this could have been unweildy with the wind

they have many new ones, so high supply with lower demand. but used ones are rare!

assault isn’t equal to violence

is it though? <-- which is me disagreeing with you. we are now in a disagreement, where is your option for violence against me?

lots of red, HAlliburton?

and thou shalst extractith the oil

unsolicited cock pic

r/shittymoviedetails

couldve have been worn to cover their face while committing an insurrection

time is a construct, we've never needed them

also, even before I carried a phone with me 100% of the time I never needed a watch. There's sufficient clocks in the world.

frighten, no. annoy, yes. who wants to sit in a room full of out of date garbage?

seems too good to be true, think it's probably a trap

r/redneckengineering

now, coat the whole thing in hot glue.

and that, depending on the beer, it could actually fail to hydrate you

maybe he's born with it

I must be petting the wrong sort of dogs

holding and smelling pizza maybe, but they've surely never indulged in a carb

I saw this episode, Michael falls in love and it turns out the model is dead already