Sounds like a sinecure

Generally one can't interview for it, is only employed thru nepotism

In other words, we have to be our own lifeguard; we need to be our own ER surgeon

Am I right?

If only you're my boss, that does my annual performance appraisal

Nobody needs to be too hard on themselves. Employed people have bosses to do that for them.

So I should remove fucker bosses from my life by quitting my job?