Bless your heart.

Colorblindness is that one strange dysfunction that it seems young children are quite proud to hold. I am colorblind, and as a kid I really, really enjoyed that fact. I even went so far as to exaggerate my colorblindness to make myself feel as exceptional and unique as possible. Now, in my adult years, I'm over feeling special about it and it's nothing but a hinderance in my life. I just wanna see purple, man.