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Narrator2012 t1_jcx8t9a wrote
The Russian authorities were arresting children for holding up blank pieces of white paper. It's hilarious that Russia pretends to have laws
Narrator2012 t1_jbz5oaf wrote
Reply to comment by waiver in 250,000 protesters take to the streets against regime change| Israel by LengthExact
Reading about him now, thanks
Narrator2012 t1_jbwlaak wrote
Is there an Israeli here who could summarize this weird new alliance between the Israeli right-wing and fascists the world over? It's very confusing to try to square Likud/Alt-right partnership. (End-of-days Evangelicalism doesn't explain it for me to be honest)
Narrator2012 t1_jall42s wrote
Reply to comment by TigerBasket in A man set himself on fire on UC Berkeley's Sproul Plaza by DrTreeMan
Definitely recommend the Ken Burns Vietnam doc. I think I saw it on Amazon prime. 10 hours, or so, long but we'll worth it
Narrator2012 t1_jalkt5a wrote
Reply to comment by will_write_for_tacos in Giant Jurassic-era insect rediscovered outside Walmart in Arkansas by Hamsternoir
You shoplifted a salamander from Walmart
Narrator2012 t1_jac3dc7 wrote
I like how the January 6th coup attempt (domestic terrorism event that aimed to end democracy in the US) was planned months in advance by Republicans and was only the final part in their otherwise soft "legal" coup attempt in the courts; and yet, media and history will forever recall the event as a "riot".
What other types of riots were planned like this?
Did the BBC or other news writers even watch the Jan6 House Committee hearings at all?
Narrator2012 t1_j8oglau wrote
Reply to [Image] The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you. by crm_expert
Get back to work
Narrator2012 t1_j6v77ni wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Harvard women's hockey coach under fire after reported racist comments to Indigenous players by zsreport
The spelling of the word facetious is literally facetious
Narrator2012 t1_j65iub8 wrote
Reply to comment by Flatline2962 in BuzzFeed says it will use AI to help create content, stock jumps 150% | CNN Business by KennyFulgencio
Thanks for this. I laughed heartily.
Allow me to gift fellow travelers with this new YT channel I found yesterday.
Narrator2012 t1_j5gbl6h wrote
Reply to comment by Austoman in Sections of Balkan river have become a floating garbage dump by decorama
🎶And sing their whaling tune🎶
Narrator2012 t1_j5g01ag wrote
Reply to comment by Overdose7 in Sections of Balkan river have become a floating garbage dump by decorama
There are whalers on the moon though
Narrator2012 t1_j4d6i20 wrote
A few kilograms of TNT should fix the problem here
Narrator2012 t1_j4d5t7s wrote
Reply to comment by This_ls_The_End in Missouri boarding school under investigation will shut down by ninjascotsman
Kinda like the random statistical NFL records for player that did x play in a y kind of way
Narrator2012 t1_j4cubuq wrote
Reply to comment by earhere in Brazil Supreme Court includes Jair Bolsonaro in riot probe by PEVEI
That isn't going to cut it either. Trump is Frank Castle in American Gangster to these people
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in Apple is reportedly making an all-in-one cellular, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth chip. by SUPRVLLAN
Yes , the price will come down. It simply requires a small short-term investment in roof nets at Foxconn to keep the slaves alive
Narrator2012 t1_j31f50f wrote
Reply to comment by Ghost_of_P34 in Salesforce to cut staff by 10% in latest tech layoffs by ChocolateTsar
Salesforce is the official thingamajig of the NFL!
Narrator2012 t1_j2wy1z3 wrote
I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?
Narrator2012 t1_j2wc3c8 wrote
Reply to comment by PEVEI in Sam Bankman-Fried pleads not guilty to federal fraud charges in New York amidst renewed federal probe by fadufadu
I was gonna tell them a story about how you, Sydney Shaw, grassed him up
Narrator2012 t1_jd2cmr9 wrote
Reply to comment by DaddyBobMN in Mountain lion claws Colorado man soaking in hot tub by kk4u
I thought this joke was about Man Bisque soup at first