The word Sir should be capitalised. Hang your head in shame, and go sit in the corner until the end of time.

“And just as soon as he’s picked her up from college, he’s going to do something about it”

We moved to the dark countryside of Cambridgeshire last year, from the well lit suburbs of Essex.

I’ve spent many a night just standing in my back garden staring at the stars, it just never seems to get old.

My boyfriend bought me a telescope for Christmas which I’m just getting to grips with. The first time I was able to spot the Orion Nebula* was.. something else.

*kinda. Still getting things dialled in, it was more a case of initially seeing a space of “not stars”..

So why have they used a picture of someone who, with the exception of the hair, looks fuck all like Princess Diana?

Edit: and not even the hair come to think of it.

Look, there’s no way on earth I’m reading all that.

So.. congratulations. Or I’m sorry that happened to you.

From the looks of their post history they’re just a farming account. But I’ve not usually seen bot accounts be so…. odd.

The snark kinda backfired on you here, didn’t it dear?

Anna Paquin? That you hun?

Completely agree.

Here’s one of my dogs as proof.

But as someone needing a wee, I sure would prefer just to have an arrow to point me in the right direction.

I want a wee, not a fuckin’ treasure hunt.

You’ve only got a headache cos of the Woke Left^(tm)

> Being called an incel that only speaks to his Grandma again in 3, 2, 1,..

Not at all. Your grandma called me just now, she said she won’t talk to your incel ass again.

If they don’t have skimpy outfits, whilst having their tats and bobbies out, then they’re not women, they’re wokemen.

Boobs, or not real women apparently.

It’s because they think if they’re suuuuuuper clever and sneaky about it, they can win people around to their valiant cause.

Look under the water to reach the summit? Climb that iceberg?

Eh?

Bruce in a Spruce.

I’ll be there in a jiffy. Wear something toga-esque.

Yes.

I would forever regret not cracking onto you given the opportunity.

Do you need me to pop over and mop your fevered hungover brow?

Whilst that is good to hear, and I’m happy for you, the correct answer is “I’ve not had any complaints”. ;)

Well hi.

How’s your head?

Wait. Are you the Douglas Booth, gay icon and cheekbones for daaaaays Douglas Booth, or are you, y’know… the other one?

The sign reminding you to love was the living and laughing you did along the way.

Look, we can’t interfere in other country’s traditions.

But if they deny me an overpriced pint, there will be hell to pay!

All the misogyny, the homophobia, that’s acceptable because it’s their culture etc..

But this.. THIS.

This is beyond the pale

^/s