I think we got off on the wrong foot. Clearly, you are so much smarter than everyone else. I have acknowledged that, and I sit in awe of the brilliance you have been so magnanimous in imparting on me.

So please don't take my compliments on your intellect in any other way besides they are intended.

There it Is. The sense of superiority is an absolute hallmark of our internet savior. You're too good for me and the other people who wait In lines for forbadebce forms.

I sincerely have no idea where we would be without your watchful eye.

You're right, fuck me for trying to help someone from being surprised like I was. Thank you, internet do-gooder. I'm glad you're out there reminding us its all the same

Something to consider. Lakewood wants their tax money.

If you live there but don't work there, they expect to be paid. I think it was 1,650 for me.

Figure that into your budget