I mean.. it technically was a UFO. It was an unidentified flying object. Doesn’t always mean aliens. They just didn’t know what it was

That’s one depressing way to view it. At least you weren’t a tiny microscopic piece of algae that’s soul purpose was to kick off the great oxidation event by merely existing with the perk of photosynthesis. You are literally a child of the stars, as we all are. A perfect combination of carbon and cosmic material that was produced from the birth, death, rebirth, and clashing of beautiful stars and celestial bodies. With your existence, came a long and tedious, beautiful process of the perfect storm creating life. It can either be extremely melancholy or meaningful depending how you view it.

Black Friday is a joke in todays economy. No one wants a $20 layaway jumbo flatscreen. People want a weeks worth of groceries under $200 and in stock.

This is really clever and cool

Rest In Peace to her daughter. I hope her and her husband and family will be able to stand strong and support each other through the upcoming holidays. This is unbelievably tragic. I hope something good and immense strength and love comes to this family.

It’s a pussy!

So the dude who claims to be/understand everyone oppressed under the sun wants to ban a symbol of love at his own event? Sounds about right