That would spill all of the hot beverages in economy, so the FAA forbids such a descent.

Interestingly, that may be one of the few real nuggets. Several studies have shown water quality to be poor bc the tanks are never cleaned.

It’s trigonometry, duh. When you descend at a 60 degree angle downward, not only do the wings fall off, but the oxygen sinks to first class, because most airline revenue comes from the rich.

Hundreds of flights in 30 years. You probably can’t even get status at that low of flight frequency.

BuT THeY dIe of SUFFoCation cause Johnny in front stole all the O2.

Second counterpoint to this nonsense: the reason for avoiding hot beverages isn’t because they go flying. It’s because the water tanks/coffee machines/kettles are never cleaned and studied have shown the quality of the water to be poor.

Statistically, middle seats in the rear of the airplane are safest. Not to mention, an emergency descent the attitude (angle) of the nose is only 10 degrees down.

That last one is pure fantasy in your head.

Sometimes you just look at someone and go, “that dude is Dutch.”