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NoProblemsHere t1_je3fvfw wrote
Reply to comment by Fluxxdog in [WP] In hell, people can choose what happens to them. They can choose literally ANYTHING. Naturally, many people try to exploit this by going for luxuries and pampering, but the devil ALWAYS has ways to torture those fools... by Crystal1501
All that diablo sauce makes the toilets extra spicy the next day!
NoProblemsHere t1_jdsf0ce wrote
Reply to My ex thinks his house is haunted, and wants me to investigate. The "Ghost Experiments" videos he sent me are... terrifying. by marniesus
Looks like you're part of this now whether you want it or not! Hope everything turns out okay.
NoProblemsHere t1_j2crio3 wrote
Reply to comment by SilasCrane in [WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated "Earth" arrives side by side with their creators. by Kitty_Fuchs
Preparing to run "GOODEST_BOY.EXE". Woof.
NoProblemsHere t1_ixjivth wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
Ooh, is he going to get a fancy mechanical suit and a ray gun as part of the whole world domination thing? Is he going to have to fight murderous space crows, evil cats, and gigantic ugly bug queens? Will there be cows?
NoProblemsHere t1_iu5x7te wrote
Reply to comment by mridiot1234567 in [WP] "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER" "But Your Majesty, the prophe-" "You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS" by JustLostInInternet
Wouldn't be the weirdest thing for an RPG character.
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Reply to comment by andrius-b in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
Series of thuds and moaning, huh? Interesting how differently that can be taken depending on the context...
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Reply to comment by Hemingbird in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
Eh, I'm sure Hera will get over it. Not like it's the first bastard child he's ever had.
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Reply to comment by Breaker-of-circles in [WP] An Eldritch Moon suddenly appears in the sky, and you and billions others scream as you turn into horribly corrupted mounds of flesh... But your eyesight is better? And your back pains are gone? And apparently you’re immortal now so... Maybe things aren’t that bad... by Itaysadan
This cannot continue...
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Reply to comment by jpb103 in [WP] A medical robot on a long space flight has tried everything. Makeshift defibrillators, CPR, injecting adrenaline, but it's no use. The crew have died. As a last ditch effort, the robot downloads all information on "necromancy." by tehweave
Given that their replicator can apparently replicate live animals, I'm a little surprised that Cut Cut didn't just try to replicate the crew first. It seems fond of unconventional "medicine".