Eh?

Dogs are just kids on easy mode.

Dogs can be trained, kids are just shit.

I can just picture John Cleese doing this. 😂

It's all good. It was a poke in the side, not a pitchfork :)

I recommend going to a punk/goth store and buying bleach from there.

That hardcore stuff strips all the colour out. The supermarket stuff is like 40% as effective

I'll explain my joke.

You said "buyed bleach". "Buyed" isn't a word, you were looking for "bought"

My joke was implying that all the bleach has caused issues leading to the spelling and grammar mistakes.

"Buyed some bleach"

Maybe stay away from the bleach.