Nowwatchmememe
Nowwatchmememe t1_j2fefgn wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini by charpenette
I've never read a post in which I was referred to as 'reader'. Got to say, it's a nice feeling to be included, OP! Kudos also for your third paragraph, which I am sure is prime r/brandnewsentence material.
Sorry about the incident, and hope it hasn't put you off it for life!
Nowwatchmememe t1_j2fchad wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
69JIMBO, not to be confused with 69JUMBO.
Nowwatchmememe t1_j2fevg8 wrote
Reply to comment by Funkymonk761 in TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out by [deleted]
Correct me if I am wrong, but my guess is that may be a clitoris suction toy of sorts?