Noy2222

Noy2222 t1_je41fxy wrote

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HARVEY: "You think you can waltz in here and change the name on the wall? Not on my watch, Mike!"

MIKE: "Damn it, Harvey, this isn't just about the name on the wall. It's about respect, and you know it!"

HARVEY: "Respect? You want to talk about respect? You were a fraud, Mike! And I took you in!"

MIKE: "You took me in because I was the best damn associate this firm has ever seen. I earned my place here!"

JESSICA: "Enough! Both of you! This firm is bigger than the two of you and your egos. We have to be on the ball here."

HARVEY: "On the ball? You're the one who brought Hardman back! How's that for being on the ball?"

JESSICA: "I did what I had to do to protect this firm, Harvey. And I'll do it again if I have to."

MIKE: "And what about me? What about what I've done for this firm?"

HARVEY: "You've done a lot, Mike, but that doesn't mean you get to put your name on the wall."

MIKE: "You know what, Harvey? Fine. But you better believe I'm going to keep fighting for it."

HARVEY: "Then you better bring your A-game, because when it comes to fighting for this firm, I never back down."

JESSICA: "Gentlemen, we're done here. There's a lot of work to do, and I expect both of you to be on the ball."

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Noy2222 t1_je3zagv wrote

I asked ChatGPT for the most generic Suits scene it can produce:

HARVEY: You know what this is about, Jessica? It's about your name on the wall. You think that gives you the right to call all the shots?

JESSICA: My name's on the wall because I earned it, Harvey. And you'd do well to remember that when you're making your little power plays.

MIKE: Guys, we need to focus on the case. We've got to be on the ball here.

LOUIS: Oh, spare me the clichés, Mike. You don't even know what it means to have your name on that wall. You're not even a partner!

DONNA: Alright, everyone needs to calm down. Let's not forget what we're here for. We're a team, and we need to start acting like one.

RACHEL: Donna's right. We need to stop yelling and start working together.

HARVEY: Working together? Is that why you went behind my back, Jessica?

JESSICA: I did what I had to do to protect the firm. It's not just about your ego, Harvey.

MIKE: Look, I get it. Names on the wall, being on the ball, it's all important. But what's really important is that we win this case. For the client.

LOUIS: The client? Oh, that's rich coming from you, Mike. Tell me, how's that name of yours looking up there?

RACHEL: Enough, Louis! This isn't helping.

DONNA: Can we all just take a deep breath and get back to work? Let's show them why our names are on that wall.

HARVEY: Fine. But just so we're clear, Jessica, this isn't over.

JESSICA: It's never over, Harvey. That's the game we play.

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Noy2222 t1_j50a73k wrote

I filtered out all the phrases from https://pinkyandthebrain.fandom.com/wiki/Are_You_Pondering_What_I%27m_Pondering%3F
And prefaced with "Consider the following non-sequiturs. Come up with 5 original ones in the same style:"
I ran the generation 10-15 times, taking my favorite out of the bunch each time, as it seemed to bias a specific style of delivery each generation.

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Noy2222 t1_j4zobyr wrote

I asked GPT to come up with original ones:
I think so, Brain, but if we put wheels on the chicken, wouldn't it be called a skate-a-Roost?
I think so, Brain, but if we put a mustache on the Mona Lisa, will it become a hipster icon?
I think so, Brain, but can you really make a suit out of bubble wrap?
I think so, Brain, but how do you train a squirrel to use a toilet?
I think so, Brain, but is it ethical to use a T-Rex as a vacuum cleaner?
I think so, Brain, but isn't it dangerous to play hopscotch on a tightrope?
I think so, Brain, but what's the point of having a pet rock if it can't fetch?
I think so, Brain, but if we put a tutu on a bulldozer, would it still be able to clear the land?
I think so, Brain, but if we replaced all the traffic lights with disco balls, would people still know when to stop?
I think so, Brain, but if we replaced all the books in the library with bags of chips, would people still learn?
I think so, Brain, but how can we make a suit out of jelly beans without getting sticky?
I think so, Brain, but wouldn't a unicorn horn make a terrible chopstick?
I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to put a bowling ball in a washing machine?
I think so, Brain! But do elephants really need to wear tutus?
I think so, Brain! But isn't the idea of a square circle a bit of a paradox?

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