That stuff is so loaded with preservatives it should keep until the next millennium. Three months ain’t diddly.

I never thought about blowing my horn in a tunnel. Until I saw a sign saying it was forbidden. Now every time I go through a tunnel, that’s all I want to do. My wife, who has far more common sense than I do, acts as the good spirit on my shoulder and makes sure I don’t make a total ass of myself. But your point is well made: one of the quickest ways to get people to do something is to tell them they can’t

I don’t know if any of this is true and I don’t care. It’s been a crappy day and I’d like to thank everyone on this thread for giving me a good laugh and helping to get me through the rest of this day. A salute to all of you!

Also, you may try planting lavender with your flowers. We’ve done that for a couple years and the deer can’t stand the stuff.

We have the same issues here with deer and rabbits. They look really cute from a distance but can be destructive as all get out. I’ve found that Liquid Fence, liberally applied, can be a deterrent. Good luck this Spring!

Possibly rabbit poop. Depends on the size. Deer scat is bigger. Herbivore poop generally doesn’t smell that bad. Carnivore poop, on the other hand, ugh!

In the South, you hear “ru-int”, as “This machine don’t work no more. It’s ruint.” Not sure if that’s better or worse.

Check out the original “Miracle on 34th (?) Street”. Gimbals was Macy’s main competition back in the day.