OldBob10
OldBob10 t1_j9s508m wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Republicans doing a great job getting government out of peoples lives. 🙄
OldBob10 t1_j6euoj3 wrote
Reply to comment by TheZigRat in What if our sun was a part of another constellation on another planet? by smilingpike31
Spider Crab constellation? Never heard of it.
From *our* home Sol is the left nut in the Massive Mating Gnarpnuklv constellation.
OldBob10 t1_j5fvbac wrote
Reply to Not much but finally moved the the countryside and actually have a nights sky. by ProfessorEsoteric
Bad news - you’ve got a faulty view. That dipper is upside down! 😱
OldBob10 t1_j5fcxdj wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Sounds legit. Where do I send my money?!?!?
OldBob10 t1_j3vjk10 wrote
Reply to comment by Malthus1 in Archivist restores film labeled "Philippines 1942" thinking it's about WW2 by imaginono
Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
OldBob10 t1_j3vizdx wrote
Reply to comment by GalileoGalilei2012 in Archivist restores film labeled "Philippines 1942" thinking it's about WW2 by imaginono
I figured it was Philadelphia all along because Barbie.
OldBob10 t1_j1yrgq5 wrote
Reply to comment by squaredistrict2213 in Parking in Unfinished Basement by DirtyScoobie
It says “…built in the 1930s…” so I expect code was different then.
OldBob10 t1_iyers4k wrote
Reply to comment by Waterfish3333 in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
OldBob10 t1_iyerof0 wrote
Reply to comment by dabigchina in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
Was the lawyer any good?
OldBob10 t1_iyerlxw wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
Twenty-seven indictments, no convictions. 😁
OldBob10 t1_iyepw00 wrote
Reply to comment by GStapes in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, “Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”.
OldBob10 t1_iyeox5e wrote
Reply to comment by LaszloKravensworth in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
Who’s Grace? 🤔
OldBob10 t1_iyeop5z wrote
Reply to comment by Cyanopicacooki in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
“…person fish…” - ftfy 😁
OldBob10 t1_ixmd4vr wrote
Reply to comment by Bajakid in What would you like to drink? by MEllegood65
“bev-ruj-ehz” - ???
OldBob10 t1_iwuxubw wrote
Reply to David Beckham claims Qatar World Cup a platform for inclusivity and tolerance by loldonkimo
Sooner or later, every paid shill ends up looking like an ass.
OldBob10 t1_iwobfov wrote
Reply to Woman caught wearing sex toy with boyfriend's ashes inside at airport security by Dr___Krieger
That’s fucked up.
OldBob10 t1_iwha5az wrote
Reply to comment by Shabster0 in Paris Olympic and Paralympic Games mascots likened to ‘clitoris in trainers’ by AsslessBaboon
You’re missing the obvious fact that the people who are complaining couldn’t find a clit if given a flashlight and a map.
OldBob10 t1_iwh9qdp wrote
Reply to comment by diacewrb in Paris Olympic and Paralympic Games mascots likened to ‘clitoris in trainers’ by AsslessBaboon
Now *that* is a tasty answer!
OldBob10 t1_iwh9kha wrote
Reply to Paris Olympic and Paralympic Games mascots likened to ‘clitoris in trainers’ by AsslessBaboon
Even assuming you accept the desire of the committee to “embody the French spirit by offering something new”, this is still reaching back further into the past than the Eiffel Tower. Also, the Phrygian cap is historically associated with The Terror. You know, show trials, “the national razor”, beheadings, etc. Great publicity..!
I mean, if they wanted to dip into “the heroic past” they could have gone with an image of Charlemagne. Yeah - whatever happened to that guy..? 😊
OldBob10 t1_itaoz75 wrote
Reply to comment by NoMuffinForYou in Odd area in my basement by NoMuffinForYou
Based on the construction date, I suppose it *could* be a personal-sized disco which was sealed off. DO NOT GO IN THERE FOR ANY REASON, LEST THIS ANCIENT EVIL BE RELEASED!!! 💃🕺🪩💀
OldBob10 t1_itaockl wrote
Reply to Odd area in my basement by NoMuffinForYou
It’s the *real* Area 51.
OldBob10 t1_it8plfv wrote
Reply to comment by Xkloid in Scientists Are Gaming Out What Humanity Will Do If Aliens Make Contact by EricFromOuterSpace
Yeah - if aliens show up I figure we’re creamed chipped beef on toast. Party like it’s 1999!
OldBob10 t1_isc2rh1 wrote
Reply to Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform by threaljmotm
Maybe I should send in a mail-in vote for this guy.
Full disclosure: don’t live in this guys district so would have to commit a crime to vote for him. Don’t agree with much of anything he apparently stands for. Obviously I’m a registered Republican, because I think I can post about this on Reddit and get away with it! 🤪
OldBob10 t1_j9s5aqo wrote
Reply to comment by FaithCantBeTakenAway in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
…said Marie Antoinette…