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itsonlymeez t1_ixm703u wrote

I'll take a diet cock thanks

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Fit-Mangos t1_ixmcri5 wrote

Chrysanthemum no problem… lol

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leanpork2015 t1_ixmgq5e wrote

This right here. They misspelled coke but not this. Lol.

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brewmoon t1_ixmb3gc wrote

I bet most of the men who drive giant trucks have a diet cock. The ones with Trump flags all over the truck have cock zero.

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tysons1 t1_ixm6vnd wrote

I'd like to see YOU write in Chinese without fucking up like crazy!

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9182747463828 t1_ixm7o8g wrote

I prefer diet cock, full fat cock is a little uncomfortable

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Fluffy-Doubt-3547 t1_ixm6sc1 wrote

I'm dying on the inside because I want to mock this so bad 😩

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Djinn2522 t1_ixmffmt wrote

I miss the old paper wrappers on Chinese restaurant chopsticks that were riddled with errors. My favorite was the instruction “Hold between forefinger and thurnb.”

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dontttasemebro t1_ixmleg3 wrote

I’d be interested in know how good this person’s Chinese is while they make fun of others’ English. Don’t make fun.

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Mikael-Gabriel t1_ixpr0k2 wrote

Still not that difficult to use translator or ask someone to write it correctly

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IdlyCurious t1_ixqgwlb wrote

> I’d be interested in know how good this person’s Chinese is while they make fun of others’ English. Don’t make fun.

I'm going to have to go with those that say it still makes sense to consult a professional. This is like making fun of people who have woefully wrong Chinese words tattooed on themselves. That it's less permanent is balanced out by it being in a professional, rather than personal, context.

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Tinkton t1_ixn50l9 wrote

Why did they add coconut? I miss regular.

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Zelenskijy t1_ixm9ebc wrote

cock to me sausage please

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ZortFarfignewton t1_ixmavb2 wrote

The difference between cock and diet cock is the vasectomy.

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izziefans t1_ixmcl9q wrote

I would like to see what this Bebe cock is 🧐

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floydzepreo t1_ixmd40l wrote

How many calories saved with diet cock?

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ArleyJay t1_ixmdkkv wrote

Diet cock for me please

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Sir-Farts- t1_ixmiep4 wrote

Yugoslavics pronounce it cook

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sanjsrik t1_ixmkvwc wrote

I get the cock. But what does diet cock look like?

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Spotthedot99 t1_ixmnhym wrote

Me in a rural Vietnam town, trying to order lunch: Yeah, I'll have chicken and rice.

The server: cum?

My friends smirking.

Me, quietly: yes, cum.

The server, louder: cuum?

Me, still quiet: yes, cum please.

The server, even louder: cuuum?

Me: YES PLEASE I WANT TO EAT CUM!

Queue friends loosing it laughing.

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Saintfrank t1_ixmtj1c wrote

Go ahead, write “beverage” and “Coke” in Chinese…

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CorazonDeLion t1_ixmw1vn wrote

Do they have the Hard Cock or just the Soft version?

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Dbohnno t1_ixn5s4w wrote

Cock is my #1 beberage

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sn1022 t1_ixna5yu wrote

yes please

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samipersun t1_ixnckz3 wrote

No wonder that Bebe rages! I’d be pissed too if I found two kinds of cock in my sprite.

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ceramikid t1_ixndboa wrote

Just for the taste of it…diet cock!

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MochaUnicorn369 t1_ixnf16y wrote

I’ll have Justin Beberage’s cock please

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EndOfSouls t1_ixnnjze wrote

Everyone knows cock is a fud, not a beberage!

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1live4downvotes t1_ixnoo2x wrote

as a native English speaker... I get it. I make typos all the thyme.

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Malthias-313 t1_ixnr7cg wrote

Hi, I'll have the Soft Cock Diet Coke and Ballsack Soup, please. Whaddya mean you only have Poo Poo Platters?!

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604_heatzcore t1_ixo07sp wrote

Soooo they can spell chrysanthemum but not coke? SMH.

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SketchyBoy118 t1_ixo4e4w wrote

Well they tried, beber is drink in spanish but i have no clue how they got cock

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D4K1000 t1_ixobfch wrote

I'd rather have Cock then Pepsi.

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South_Bit1764 t1_ixp5jmz wrote

Do you have any adult beberages? Can I get a Jack and Cock?

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Omegalazarus t1_ixpjzem wrote

I'll have water. Cock fills me up.

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ckfan t1_ixt4mam wrote

But they spelled Chrysanthemum correctly

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