OreoVegan
OreoVegan t1_iugj6tc wrote
Reply to comment by TorontoHooligan in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
It honestly pissed me off as a barista. In a coffee shop you wouldn't be able to make espresso using water instead of tabasco because you wouldn't be able to switch the water source -a coffee stand you could, but you would need a five gallon bucket of tabasco -which to be fair, Claire likely would have ordered/brought in; quality ROI with the gold nugs.
In the parameters of the story above, what Claire would really be doing is substituting steamed milk for steamed tabasco, and then dumping the two shots of espresso in the steamed tabasco.
The hell themed latte art would then additionally be a pinkish red color, which honestly itself would be a nicer touch than white latte art on what otherwise would be an indistinguishable cup of coffee, if it was being made with tabasco substituted for water rather than tabasco substituted for milk.
And again: you'd actually be able to get a way hotter cup of coffee substituting the milk because our steam wands get absolutely insanely hot -hotter than even the 200 degrees that our machines pour espresso at.
OreoVegan t1_iugjj27 wrote
Reply to comment by MageVicky in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
AmEx is owned by a Jewish family, and the Jewish faith doesn't believe in hell/Satan anyway, so I'd like to believe that they would be willing to do it. It would be hilarious.