We do but ours in a manual version. We call it a hand towel.

Supreme and great leader, waves continue to attack the shore.

Have you stopped yelling at the waves???

No your wise and benevolent awesomeness, we continue to conscript all males over the age of 80 to maintain our verbal line of defense.

And still the waves attack??? What of our glorious ballistic missiles? Surely they will bring the waves to their dogged knees!

Yes your exuberance! We shall launch them directly into the sea!