Pabst_Malone
Pabst_Malone t1_jdnwisq wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
I don’t know how to tell you this, but your mom is kinda hot.
Pabst_Malone t1_jaem75z wrote
Reply to Probably the best burger I've ever had by squishydonkey
As long as them red onions have their texture, and I’ve got a nuclear payload of Lactaid, I’m in.
Pabst_Malone t1_jadl5wy wrote
Damn that island looks like a boat.
Pabst_Malone t1_jadi5uw wrote
Reply to In theory, the entire contents of your backpack and pockets are likely redundant if you have a phone. by MohammadRezaPahlavi
I don’t know bud, my backpack has 72 hours of food, water, micro shelter, extra clothes, fire starting tools, a firearm, a first aid kit, and most importantly, emergency liquor. My iPhone can’t do any of that.
Pabst_Malone t1_jacun2c wrote
If it looks ghetto and it works, then it’s not ghetto.
Pabst_Malone t1_ja4q1k5 wrote
If they’d found something it would be headline news. So, why watch the show? It’s just dudes pissing away their life savings.
Pabst_Malone t1_j9yi3p7 wrote
I don’t know, that alligator while I was fishing last weekend seemed to have made a little mile marker for me.
Pabst_Malone t1_j9t3puz wrote
Reply to My Dad taught high school and would often ride his motorcycle to work. The principal didn't like it and would make him park it in the janitor's closet. 1971 by comradekellie
Please tell me he evolved into one of those old dudes you see on the BMW touring bikes?
Pabst_Malone t1_j9j1jam wrote
Reply to My pepper was pregante by RayneBeauRhode
If a pepper have starch mask on its body do that mean it been pregat before?
Pabst_Malone t1_j9edork wrote
Reply to comment by Bambotto_Kakarotto in This stream of water in my shower that split by destuctir
My mom had my shower renovated. It had some sort of super fancy overhead shit that could do mist, rain, soaker, high pressure shit show, and then this. You wanna talk about bliss after a hot day?
Pabst_Malone t1_j9ed10c wrote
Reply to Found this atop an hvac duct when I moved into my new home. I wish I knew more about it, although I assume it's circa mid 1940s by Dramatic-Scratch5410
This is crazy, there’s no way they’re all going to fit in that thing.
Pabst_Malone t1_j97wdxs wrote
Reply to comment by dukefliid in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
I keep seeing this. What does FTFY mean
Pabst_Malone t1_j5t4frb wrote
Reply to My mom meeting Sammy Davis jr. My mom is Swedish, and looked a bit like his second wife, May Britt, a Swedish actress. Picture is from roughly 1975-77. by frokta
And now he’s living in some kid’s attic.
Pabst_Malone t1_j26jucg wrote
Reply to Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
You mean cable or satellite tv? Wait till you find out about the radio.
Pabst_Malone t1_iy7pf3i wrote
Reply to comment by SixNineWithTheAfro in I’m thinking…regardless of the lawsuit outcome, we should avoid Shotgun Willie’s by WSNC-JBR
What’s that movie where the one dude works at a strip club, and a server drops food off to his table and walks away and he’s like “Hey woah, come back, I don’t know if I trust the sushi here!” ?
Pabst_Malone t1_iy7ffwh wrote
Every time I get to my last drink of the evening, I say to myself “One last drink Randers”
Pabst_Malone t1_iy7csej wrote
Reply to comment by UndersizedSandwich in 1968. Me, a freshman in college- My sister, 8 years older, working for a bank. Two different styles!! by treefrogsGA
Dude I know. It’s weird like seeing “Back in 1982, when I was 27.....”
Pabst_Malone t1_ixlfy1n wrote
Reply to comment by Mindful-O-Melancholy in My hippie parents in their first home in Rural Appalachia (1974) by therealjesco
That’s what I was thinking
Pabst_Malone t1_ixjn2ij wrote
Reply to This gacha machine dispenses 1:24 scale models of propane and propane accessories by sixpigeons
Glad to see Artoo found a job after Rey just gave up
Pabst_Malone t1_iwdkubs wrote
Reply to Sometime in the early 1990s my parents thought it would be a good idea to give me this monstrosity of a haircut 💇♀️🤦♀️ by CucaMonga6425
That goofy shit is back in style now
Pabst_Malone t1_jec6npi wrote
Reply to My favorite car: 1974 Datsun 260Z (1983) by edmanet
Kind of absurd what these are selling for these days