Having grown up with Humpty Dumpty back in the 70s and 80s, I knew that they would be gone in spirit once they were taken over. Your chips were sent to us when my wife bought us a lobster roll dinner to be shipped to Florida. On the one hand, they were fantastic and the Yankee quality is there. On the other, the arrived crushed and ended up getting a partial refund on the order.
I guess my question is can you ship to Florida without the lobster roll accompaniments?

I share a dad joke or shaggy dog story just about every day with my students. This is almost universally their favorite, with the NyQuil shaggy dog story a close second.