Pastel_Phoenix_106
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j9phbdd wrote
Reply to comment by ConnieLingus24 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
"Oh, and one more thing, you may have osteoporosis."
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j9ph3lx wrote
Reply to comment by OdinsLawnDart in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Didn't even think that. I just heard the bass music.
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j6gs5f8 wrote
Reply to Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard: ‘I'm too old to write songs about cops stealing my skateboard’ by diabeyonce
If Betty White was still with us, she'd write that song and IT WOULD ROCK! God rest her soul...
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j5dkqwp wrote
Reply to Driver arrested for OWI after coming to help friend who was also being arrested for OWI by FloppyDorito
Girl 1: "They can't arrest us all!"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah, babe!"
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_iwex6al wrote
Oktoberfest!
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_jdnsf0t wrote
Reply to comment by Colorless82 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Well, how is his wife holding up?