Standard double edged safety razor blades. I’m partial to Feather blades myself, but there are other companies still making them- including Gillette. I get ‘em from Amazon, usually.

-edit- haven’t bought them in a while. Not sure what I paid last time, but I know it wasn’t forty bucks for 100. Maybe I’m not as partial as all that.

Walmart.com allows third party sellers. Buy direct from Walmart you’re probably getting what you think you’re getting. Buy from one of the third parties, who knows.

I always kind of assumed he was indecipherable because his original writings were in German. Everything I’ve ever tried to read in translation from German has been incredibly dense and hard to follow.

Sounds like just about any brand that was quality forty years ago.

I managed a toy store when the Teletubbies toys came out, so I watched a few episodes so I’d know what they were about. I learned that people who make childrens shows have access to really good drugs.

Get a gallon jug-- thoroughly clean a milk jug, or just get a gallon of water- and take that to the bathroom sink and fill, then bring it back to your room.

A cheesehead hat.