> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father

Actually, scientists found out that there was no way Chuck Norris could have a father. The only accepted theory at the moment is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris once peed in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.

Today, that truck is known as Optimus Prime.

¸And the fine print at the end of the Guiness book of record states that all records are held by Chuck Norris and that the records seen in the book are simply the closest to him people have ever gotten.