PopeHonkersXII
PopeHonkersXII t1_jeeuv31 wrote
Reply to New Cup of noodles breakfast edition by Imalittlebias
That did it. I just lost all faith in humanity
PopeHonkersXII t1_jeeul05 wrote
That's like....$200
PopeHonkersXII t1_jeeo60g wrote
I'll take them off your hands if you're concerned about it
PopeHonkersXII t1_je8hiz2 wrote
Reply to I never use the 1, 6, 8, or 9 button on my oven by VVynn
Why are your fingers so greasy? Is this a troll? One of those internet trolls I've read about? Am I being cyber bullied?
PopeHonkersXII t1_je8her3 wrote
Reply to TIL that William Daniels, famous for playing Mr. Feeney on "Boy Meets World," has been married to to actress and fellow Emmy Award winner Bonnie Bartlett since June 30, 1951; at more than 71 years, it is the longest active Hollywood marriage as of today. by arrogant_ambassador
My wife moans his name during sex.
PopeHonkersXII t1_je895br wrote
Reply to TIL chocolate maker Lindt has sued companies that make gold-foiled chocolate bunnies for trademark infringement by Specialist_Check
And yet the world keeps spinning
PopeHonkersXII t1_je6dlfu wrote
Just to be clear, he's still alive. He just isn't working at Disney anymore.
PopeHonkersXII t1_je6099d wrote
Who's this lady?! Where's Chiang Kai Shek?!
PopeHonkersXII t1_je5xdsh wrote
Reply to Ukrainian politician about Hungary's maverick politics: there must be some Russian blackmail behind it by Hoihe
Is every woman in Ukraine an absolute smoke show? Anytime I see an interview with a Ukrainian woman they are absolutely gorgeous. Ukraine seems to have the best looking people on the planet. I know that's hardly an important point but goddamn.
PopeHonkersXII t1_je3t1u6 wrote
Yeah but it just drains your bank accounts and gives you like 400 gumballs
PopeHonkersXII t1_je3p4qi wrote
I too see a specter of a man in a top hat
PopeHonkersXII t1_je3oink wrote
Reply to TIL about the Forty Elephants or Forty Thieves, an all women crime syndicate in London in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries that specialized in shoplifting and pretending to be maids and robbing the wealthy families who hired them. by Professor_Hillbilly
They also took giant dumps in their victims homes as a joke. I mean that's what I would do so I assume they did as well.
PopeHonkersXII t1_jdys0ux wrote
Reply to Glass beads on moon’s surface may hold billions of tonnes of water, scientists say | The moon by GeraldKutney
In 20 years, Pepsi will be selling bottles of the stuff in vending machines. I know how capitalism works
PopeHonkersXII t1_jdxyziv wrote
Reply to Oh nah wtf are these ads turning into 💀 by Old-Sport3218
Is this one of those weird, scammy YouTube ads for fake games?
PopeHonkersXII t1_jdxbb3r wrote
Putin is out there still pretending that Russia is a world power. Very sad.
PopeHonkersXII t1_jdx66hd wrote
I would buy them, bring them to store with me, and demand people refer to them as my children
PopeHonkersXII t1_jc0xm0f wrote
"Friends"
PopeHonkersXII t1_jbkmoi3 wrote
So there is evidence that "happy wife, happy life" is in fact true.
PopeHonkersXII t1_jaevqhp wrote
Reply to Looks like poo to me. by Yggdrasil_Tir
Looks like diabetes to me
PopeHonkersXII t1_jaeviyz wrote
That one is insulting. That's why I always order the "You'll do" Valentine's donuts
PopeHonkersXII t1_jael5hu wrote
How will I afford my unhealthy congealed vegetable oil now!?
PopeHonkersXII t1_jaeiu4w wrote
Not surprisingly, as the Art of War says "when you're getting your ass kicked in one war, you're best bet is to start another war that you can't win"
PopeHonkersXII t1_j9n6l1s wrote
Reply to Netanyahu said to huddle repeatedly with military brass over possible attack on Iran by Lionel54321
I watched a documentary on the Cuban Missile Crisis recently. I'm seeing parallels here
PopeHonkersXII t1_jefenqp wrote
Reply to The US government sent me a two dollar bill by sharksandwich70
Jefferson looks very disappointed in you