The following day, a wombat enters the bar and orders a chicken parmigiana. After he finishes eating, he looks around and sees a beautiful woman. He wanders over and whispers a few words in her ear.
Next thing the bartender knows, the wombat is making sweet sweet love to the woman, right there in the bar!!
Shocked, the bartender demands to know what's going on!!
The wombat pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry for wombat. Eats roots and leaves.
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The following day, a wombat enters the bar and orders a chicken parmigiana. After he finishes eating, he looks around and sees a beautiful woman. He wanders over and whispers a few words in her ear.
Next thing the bartender knows, the wombat is making sweet sweet love to the woman, right there in the bar!!
Shocked, the bartender demands to know what's going on!!
The wombat pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry for wombat. Eats roots and leaves.