Qcgreywolf t1_jdt4inv wrote on March 26, 2023 at 11:55 PM Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark “Please speak in a natural tone how I can help you today.” “Hwrrrrr nrrrgrrr reeccckkkt” “I’m sorry, I didn’t understand that, how can I help you today? I am a natural language agent, just speak normally.” “Wrrrrrrer nnnnnnnnnfffttt drgrrrr” “Let me connect you to a representative.” Permalink 2
Qcgreywolf t1_jae98x6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:24 PM Reply to ‘cruelty-free’ circus replaced animals with holograms by davster39 Ooh, wow. Computer programs doing exactly what they are programmed to do. So majestic. Permalink 6
Qcgreywolf t1_jdt4inv wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
“Please speak in a natural tone how I can help you today.”
“Hwrrrrr nrrrgrrr reeccckkkt”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand that, how can I help you today? I am a natural language agent, just speak normally.”
“Wrrrrrrer nnnnnnnnnfffttt drgrrrr”
“Let me connect you to a representative.”