Glad this song is still influencing America’s youth.

Signed, Becky

Don’t you dare start using the ACTUAL CORRECT TERMS! sarcasm

BC YOU ARE NOT WATCHING THE GOOD ONES. lol

*most of the good ones. Sonic 2 is magic.

How old are you? Maybe you should expand your horizons. Keep it PG 13 tho, bc that’s the age range I’m guessing.

Ha ha I say all newborns look like potatoes with limbs.

Be prepared for some grossness. Pregnancy does crazy ass things to your body. Puking, lots of puking. Farts, lots of farts, especially while she sleeps. Weird cravings, give her them all 😂. Uber Eats can become your best friend. Be ready for irrational emotions, like crying bc the grocery store is out of flaming hot munchies so you got flaming hot cheetos and that’s NOT THE SAME.

Pregnant women can also be super horny so be prepared to take one for the team if your greasy-haired baby momma comes at you in three day old pajamas.

She might also want zero sex so be prepared to help yourself and just treat her like a Queen, before and after baby comes. Never pressure a postpartum mother into having sex. This is so cringe to have to say but you would be SHOCKED by how many women say their partners are pressuring them to have sex before the doctor even medically clears them. It’s 6-8 weeks so, it’s very doable.

Be prepared for postpartum to be hairy. A woman’s body does amazing things during pregnancy and childbirth… and afterwards it goes a little haywire. PP hormones are insane, postpartum anxiety and depression are extremely common. PP women smell [bad] so their baby recognizes them. She’ll probably wanna live in the DIY mesh diapers for at least a couple of weeks. Her hair will start falling out around 4 months PP and can take about 12-18 months to recover.

If she wants to breastfeed, I recommend researching “how to support your partner through breastfeeding”, versus just researching breastfeeding.

White noise will become your best friend. We have a Dohm sound machine in every room. lol.

*Adding one last thing. Be prepared to go to bat for her. Pregnant women and new mothers are gaslit quite often, and many times it’s by medical professionals and family. Trust her and have her back 100%. Even if it’s up against say… your mom.

Immortality would be extremely lonely bc anyone you ever love will die before you do. The book “Tuck Everlasting” touches on this, it’s a big issue in the “Twilight” series of books as well.

Yes, and for some people having the willpower is impossible. I have a chronic illness that causes debilitating fatigue and excessive daytime sleepiness, along with many other issues. I need like 25 times the willpower to be active and eat healthy versus a normal person.

This is actually false. In my Food and Beverage college classes we learned that restaurants will serve lower quality drinks super cold or super hot bc that masks some of the taste. ie: the highest quality sake a Japanese restaurant is going to be served luke warm for the fullest flavor, while the cheapest sake is going to be served super hot so you don’t notice the lower quality in the taste.

I think of it more by environment. It’s unlikely that a bright orange dinosaur would be living in a rainforest, where it needs to use camouflage, for either hunting or hiding.

I can’t help but think how much better young men would be at sex if they kept reading the right books…

Not everyone is 100% blind and you don’t have to be 100% blind to be considered blind so yes, many legally blind people can still see light and dark.

I didn’t say they hear anything.

I said they can PERCEIVE music.

Loverboyyyyyy pay attention if you want to try and argue with me.

Um… YES. Thanks for your scholarly input. 🫠

A deaf person won the show “Dancing with the Stars” bc he could feel the music and dance to the beats.

I read his memoir. Nyle Demarco was born deaf. He could absolutely “perceive” music.

I didn’t say never shower. Just get better shower thoughts. 🫠

It’s just selective outrage. That’s the problem. It’s like Americans that will complain more about an athlete kneeling during the anthem than the fact that 20 veterans committ suicide on a daily basis.

QUAILS! I’m in Southern Nevada so we see them all over too. I want to get a tattoo of a few of them.

It’s not mandatory if you’re unethical. Sure.

You’re wrong. Many blind people can perceive light. If you take a blind person from a dim room and into a sunny one, they will notice. It’s just like deaf people, they don’t hear every single lyric and sound but they can definitely perceive music!

I did it standing up for almost 30 years until Dan Le Batard talked about doing it sitting down on his ESPN podcast. Life changing. Especially when you’re pregnant. lol.

Do you not eat in actual restaurants where a server takes your order, a kitchen of employees prepares your meal, you’re served, etc.?

You misspelled but hurt?

Just don’t use it next time… 🫠

Mexico’s honor does not depend on their flag being treated properly. Maybe he can tackle police corruption and mass murders first?

A British comedian literally offered to pay David Beckham tens of thousands of dollars to not participate in the World Cup bc of the anti-LGBT controversies. I’ve seen headlines calling out Beckham for betraying millions of fans by participating. *I know he isn’t playing, he’s like some lead liaison off the field.

You should get out of the shower and google some news stories.

All 50 states consider hawaii the southern-most state. Fixed it.

100%. Our dog is 90-95 pounds. His chest is like a six pack. lol