I don't agree that it is irresponsible. If the drug has this unexpected beneficial effect it's important to publish the finding so more research can be done or production increased. Also the article was fairly straightforward about the results, discussing the theory, tests done in hamsters, human organs, and a natural experiment of people already taking the drug. What would be irresponsible would be folks rushing out to get the drug before a more thorough study, but that's the responsibility of the reader I suppose.

A lot of parks now have free lockers near the ride, they give you enough time to ride and collect your things. Zip up pockets are good too though.