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Random_puns t1_j6oq8jr wrote
Reply to I could have been a great pornstar... by trollie74
Didn't even need to click the NSFW flag... the whole joke is in the title
Random_puns t1_j29kv22 wrote
Reply to How did Jada Smith get famous ? by Magic_archer_1
Will Smith: Keep my wife's name out of your f*cking mouth.
Me: Speaking of people who should be keeping things out of their mouths......
Random_puns OP t1_j0dwvbz wrote
Reply to comment by toadalyaweseom in My cousin died recently in an accident at the bakery.... by Random_puns
...anymore
Random_puns t1_iuj441z wrote
Reply to If dogs have masters, what do cats have? by Dylanphile
Cats were once worshipped as gods... they have not forgotten this.
- The eminently quotable Sir Terry Pratchett
Random_puns t1_j9py2rv wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
What do you call one that's lost?
a Where Wolf....