Realistic_Door686
Realistic_Door686 t1_iy2xlvb wrote
He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Realistic_Door686 t1_ixd02vi wrote
Reply to comment by DiedWhileDictating in A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse
There were no edits. You just didn't read the price properly.
Realistic_Door686 t1_ixbjivq wrote
Reply to comment by DiedWhileDictating in A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse
Time to read it again!
Realistic_Door686 t1_iugo2km wrote
Reply to If dogs have masters, what do cats have? by Dylanphile
It's now the cat's house. We simply pay the mortgage.
Realistic_Door686 t1_itmq9sd wrote
Reply to comment by RealMcGonzo in I hate my job. All I do is press cans all day by [deleted]
I tell everybody I'm a Fudge Packer.
Realistic_Door686 t1_iy7ld5v wrote
Reply to comment by Chr153m4 in I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... by chopselmcity
This store's obviously not working on some Trivial Pursuit.