RedNeck_Intellect

RedNeck_Intellect t1_ixsmrex wrote

When I was a teenager my friends and I went to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, which featured a musical number by Vanilla Ice called “The Turtle Rap.” The song, as I recall, featured a section with the lyrics: Go Turtle, Go Turtle, Go Turtle Go!

After the movie was over, a little girl jumped up and started singing “Go Turtle Go” and accompanied herself with an improvised dance. A young boy, presumably her brother, stood up, made the universal “stop sign” hand gesture, and said, “Stop Turtle Stop!” At which point the girl kicked him square in the groin and he proceeded to cry at the top of his lungs.

My friends and I all agreed that this event was more entertaining than the movie that preceded it.

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