Bear: “I regret to inform you that your application for credit has been rejected, that mole on your foot is malignant and your wife is thinking of leaving you.”

Photographer: “What the hell?! Why would you, a polar bear, follow me out here for hours in the Arctic just to tell me all that?”

Bear: “Sorry mate, it’s just my job. I hate being the bearer of bad news.”

Ronaldinho’s real name is actually Ronaldo though.

Ronaldinho is a nickname meaning “small Ronaldo”.

Of course, he’s not the same as the famous “Ronaldo” who played for Brazil.

Who is also obviously not the same as the also very famous Portuguese player “Christiano Ronaldo”.