S1eepyZ
S1eepyZ t1_iv84yho wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!" by Breadinator
I had to read it multiple times to understand it.
S1eepyZ t1_iubxn0r wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Far in the future, dwarves have taken to the stars. Their small statures and tolerance for dark, confined spaces allowed them to adapt easily to the difficulties of space flight. Competing factions of dwarves roam the galaxy searching for rare ores. Your faction has just found the motherlode by TurboWalrus007
They found Hoxxes IV.
S1eepyZ t1_iubxlew wrote
Reply to comment by UnicornBl1tz in [WP] Far in the future, dwarves have taken to the stars. Their small statures and tolerance for dark, confined spaces allowed them to adapt easily to the difficulties of space flight. Competing factions of dwarves roam the galaxy searching for rare ores. Your faction has just found the motherlode by TurboWalrus007
Stone and Rock! Oh, wait…
S1eepyZ t1_itwst6p wrote
Reply to comment by Hemingbird in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
I paused for a couple seconds when I read Oedipus, trying to remember who he was, then I remembered in quick succession he killed his father, then, “Oh shoot, he married his mother”. 10/10 story
S1eepyZ t1_itwqj78 wrote
Reply to comment by cadecer in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
We need more of hobo mythological relationship expert/exterminator of sorts.
S1eepyZ t1_isq9579 wrote
You hear a giant roar, which shook the ground below your feet. A giant head pops out of the hill right next to you.
S1eepyZ t1_iwwy5vl wrote
Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "The new species call themselves 'humans', and while their intelligence is on the low end when it comes to interstellar civilisations, their pure mathematical knowledge is far superior to the entire galactic community's." by Mabi19_
You always make good stories, could you tell me when it’s done?