i'v been spotted lol

i'll drink a beer to that

dinner and a show

perform the naked man like in how i met your mother

be sure to hold the nachos with one pinky up

idk where they're shooting the fireworks off of, but in my experience go to that river walk place next to the childrens science center

oh yeah there are fireworks at 6pm and midnight

then you'll trade places, your kid conks right out but you and your wife can't get a wink of sleep lol

tell him you'd fight him for choice of movie

after a long hot night of saturday night bingo

immensely my man

they're staying in, sleeping, dreaming of good mortgage rates or sth idk

while their wives dream of ME and my MASSIVE THROBBING heart

library, bookstores, thrift stores, that street you keep wondering about but have never been, attractions considered touristy that you've never been to

you can also try booking a hotel in the same part of town you're in just to get a whole different perspective when you wake up. the same stuff seems completely new

the skullcrusher

the bench press brutalizer

do you think they'll call him the brodiac killer?

What a tremendous idea for the inaugural Not Suspicious Club meeting

Art Cinema in Hartford

You don't have to worry about the "golden retrievers". They're all at my place, recuperating

Definitely. I've got some interesting fanmail via reddit actually. Maybe I should start a seasonal CTcougarcub sub

I got to WeHa at about 10pm, but everyone had been out since 5pm, so it was already crying-and-hugging time. I stuck around about an hour and left before the cars with the festive lights came around to take everyone to the county afterparty. It was literally "an evening out with Lil John" - WHAT? WHAT? OKAAAAAYYYY

Merry Christmas to all you nut-munchers as well

If you ask very nicely, and say please daddy, I will send you a printed album of my dick pics and a crate of actual eggplants

It's you, isn't it? You're momofthehouse-, driven mad with desire for the Connecticut Cougar Kid. It's fine, pine away

I'm in Hartford till next week and I can't spend myself broke on uber every day lol

You go out there, tell them I sent you. They all know me obv