Oh you have no idea what you're missing on.

Well the title is actually correct as it does work. Again this might seem to many as a joke but it's a huge thing and the initial part is done, from now on it's just steady improvements.

Have you lubed it?

So this is pretty much a raspberry pi?

my uneducated guess, a telecommunication equipment for some testing?

What kind of machinery is that in the background?

What a rip of