SapperInTexas
SapperInTexas t1_jbjvjad wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
Terry Pratchett was right. If you constructed a button that would destroy the universe, and painted a sign warning people not to touch it, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
SapperInTexas t1_ja1f6uz wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Some people just don't know how to have fun.
SapperInTexas t1_j8oz45q wrote
Reply to comment by pinzi_peisvogel in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
> batshit crazy
Dogshit crazy, to be correct, but your point stands.
SapperInTexas t1_j6t3fdi wrote
If I tried to pronounce that, I would get yelled at for chewing with my mouth open.
SapperInTexas t1_jecxqsp wrote
Reply to comment by WicksyOnPS4 in [image] This I choose to do. by dyschromatopsie
Those crop up nine times out of ten.