Sir5er1 t1_jebjh95 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:31 PM

Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

My wife left because of my addiction to gambling

I’ll find a way to win her back!

Sir5er1 t1_j1uyq2r wrote on December 27, 2022 at 4:29 PM

Reply to comment by marfred76 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965

My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Sir5er1 t1_ixmeru5 wrote on November 24, 2022 at 3:34 PM

Reply to comment by yapmadiyorum in An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... by yapmadiyorum

A salesman walks up to a house and knocks. A 13 year old boy answers the door with a cigar in one hand a glass of whiskey in the other and a Playboy tucked under his arm. Salesman says ‘’Hi Sonny. Is your mom or dad home?’’ Kid says ‘’What the hell do you think!’’