SirThatsCuba
SirThatsCuba t1_iu6ed0b wrote
SirThatsCuba t1_iu65r0v wrote
Reply to We are New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver and Commissioner Benjamin Hovland of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission (EAC). Today is #VoteEarlyDay and we want to help every voter understand their options to vote early in-person or by mail. Ask Us Anything! by voteearlyday
If you were drunk with power and forgot about consequences like a teenager with a convertible, what changes might you implement to the voting system to improve it before anyone caught you?
SirThatsCuba t1_iu3i3gc wrote
Reply to LPT: if you can’t find the motivation to brush your teeth at night (or morning), use mouth wash instead. by [deleted]
My dentist has given us so many toothbrushes we haven't had to buy one in years. We bought the electric anyways, but we have so goddamn many regular ones we just give them away. Like, I have at least twenty. I feel like vermin supreme, but maybe vermin minor or something my boots aren't as cool as his.
SirThatsCuba t1_iu35pwj wrote
Reply to Whoever said its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved, clearly never dated a narcissist by [deleted]
I've dated a narcissist. We only dated a month. When we broke up I didn't stop smiling for two and a half years. I can think of very few things that have made me as happy as dumping her ass.
SirThatsCuba t1_iu20xkh wrote
Reply to LPT: Buy two full sets of bedsheets. You can replace the sheets anytime, and worry about washing them tomorrow. by TheReverendBill
Lah di dah Mr Moneybags here can afford sheets
SirThatsCuba t1_iu1zcpa wrote
So if we want to farm up there we don't have to send up nearly as much soil prep shit as we thought. This is great.
SirThatsCuba t1_iu1trix wrote
Nah I just wear Hawaiian or paisley or something loud what you can't tell has stains if you accidentally do spill. Find the right one and it looks great.
SirThatsCuba t1_ithn0ya wrote
Reply to comment by happyscrappy in Man fatally shot after California high school football game by unknown_name
>Says Bakersfield is a big-time up and coming city
Thank you, I needed a laugh
SirThatsCuba t1_it6d03v wrote
Reply to comment by Sapper12D in Prosecution rests in Wisconsin parade suspect's trial by Thetimmybaby
I have the misfortune to have a felonious inlaw or five. This was the case when the idiot at the center of it all decided to defend himself, using sovcit bullshit. He got life. His public defenders handled all the paperwork, filings and pleadings for him. Everyone else involved went with the public defense, plea deals and all that, and got two years or nothing. Idiot should have taken my advice and gone with the lawyer, but I didn't really want him out so I gave it in a way he'd not take it.
SirThatsCuba t1_it6cjvy wrote
Reply to comment by theothersimo in Prosecution rests in Wisconsin parade suspect's trial by Thetimmybaby
You assume a lot more hours of legal education than he put in
SirThatsCuba t1_it678ni wrote
Reply to [OC] US counties required to provide non-English ballots under the Voting Rights Act, by number of languages by USAFacts_Official
Shimmies in multilingual. I think my latest one has four? Although according to this chart it has 1.
SirThatsCuba t1_it4obv8 wrote
My favorite thing about covid was making filtered masks available to like, everyone. I don't think I'd last another fire season without
SirThatsCuba t1_ir1mnnd wrote
Yeah, I've been seeing robots do this shit for decades. Muskrats will hate you for saying it though
SirThatsCuba t1_iu6lo8c wrote
Reply to Walgreens will stop judging its pharmacy staff by how fast they work by AaronDotCom
Oh good so the Walgreens near me that always has a two hour line just to tell you you need to wait two hours for them to fill the Rx you just got a text that it was already filled, they won't be judged on that metric.