Smirkydarkdude
Smirkydarkdude t1_jacnmbc wrote
Ya... ChatGPT is great at putting together words. But often it's just a word salad. It's absolutely not a search engine or source of truth. It makes a mountain of errors.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j6onykb wrote
Reply to TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
Meh. Personally I find dogs, especially puppies, a million times cuter than kids. Smarter too.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j68l2ad wrote
With such obvious skill you could make a really beautiful picture.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j58spu0 wrote
First I have to tell everybody that this is what I'm going to do. Then I'm totally going to do this. And let me tell you how...
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1orgfm wrote
Reply to comment by anywhere402000 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Yes. Exactly! I went to write this up and realized I had no idea what a lady pee funnel thing is called.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1or09s wrote
Reply to comment by moeman32 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Not that brand. That brand name came along later. But we had something similar in Canada back then.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1oqoqs wrote
Reply to comment by eyeswideshut935 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Omg I can't believe I keep seeing this comment. Lol. Clearly I need to work on how I phrase things. No of course Google wasn't around then. But if you would like to see what it looked like you can Google that term today with Google now and see what it looked like back then.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1oqgud wrote
Reply to comment by IResentment in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Bahahha that would be an entirely different FU wouldn't it? :)
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1oqd7o wrote
Reply to comment by Jexthis in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
I agree. And I didn't say I did. But perhaps my post was unclear. I was saying that if you want to see what it looked like you could Google it now.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1njs88 wrote
Reply to comment by anywhere402000 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Umm... a library? Maybe an encyclopedia set if you were rich? My post must lack clarity.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1nj3mj wrote
Reply to comment by Nutz_of_Brin in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
No I googled it today to figure out what on earth a lady funnel pee thing is called. :) But if you want to know what it looked like feel free to Google She-We. That's it exactly (although that brand wasn't around back then)
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1ngl2c wrote
Reply to comment by azvitesse in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Well... there is a story about a virgin pregnancy and wisemen and angels and sleeping in a barn and whatnot. It's also fairly popular this time of year. :)
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1n62oe wrote
Reply to comment by arcanum7123 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
It appears that brand didn't exist then so it couldn't have been a legit she we. Some Canadian brand we had back in the 70's. But if you Google She-We that's exactly what it looked like.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1n5idh wrote
Reply to comment by WaddleWobble in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Ouch.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1n5ff5 wrote
Reply to comment by tragicworldrecord in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Ah. Well some Canadian beat them to it back in '75. But I guess it couldn't have been THE actual SheWe. Thanks for the fact check.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1n40od wrote
Reply to comment by velofille in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Technically that may not have been the literal name of the product. I had to Google to find a name for a female urine funel thing. Plus the brand names in Canada may have been different from US names. The closest match I could find was the "she-wee". But for sure it was a plastic lady pee gizmo.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1n03cv wrote
Reply to comment by margo_plicatus in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Technically my 2nd but my first serious GF.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1m9zht wrote
Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Mmm.. no. I guess I'm not sure.
Smirkydarkdude t1_ixhlufb wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally making fun of a guy missing a leg while delivering pizzas by Goddamitnoleg
Ouch. Well... we have all been there. One minor slip-up and you feel like crap. Probably one of my worst was asking a woman when she's due. And she's not pregnant. D'oh. But you only make that mistake once. You learn. You move on.
Smirkydarkdude t1_ixhjudr wrote
" I’ll never get to hear that voice"
Never say never. Life is long. And short. But also long.
Smirkydarkdude t1_ixhgfjq wrote
Bahahah... well... ok... so the real FU was all in your head. No actual FU occurred. I think this is the first time a post in this group prevented an actual FU. Well done.
Smirkydarkdude t1_iwsl7ob wrote
Reply to TIFU by losing a fight with myself by crow_king_2
But you should see the other guy... who is also you.
Smirkydarkdude t1_iu8vfgs wrote
Reply to comment by handinhand12 in TIFU Embarrassing drunk story by hairymange
A Golden Shower Retriever I presume? Any time we pissed the dog off it would climb up into a kids bed and lay a stinker on their pillow. Like... in her doggy head it makes sense to say "I'm mad at you but I know my place so I'll shit on your kids bed"
Smirkydarkdude t1_isp11nv wrote
Reply to comment by a_darling_l in TIFU by telling a girl I has sex with another girl by a_darling_l
Yes. Recreational weed is legal country wide. Pot shop on every corner. Just don't take it to the USA. PS don't take health advice from Reddit Randos either. :)
Smirkydarkdude t1_je19s5y wrote
Reply to Nutty, Me, Graphite/Charcoal, 2022 by BensDrawings
I was going to say what F stop did you use for that depth of field but... whhhhaaaaat??? This is a drawing? Stunning work. I'm super impressed.