Snarkblatt t1_je462oj wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:09 AM

Reply to comment by Newjacktitties in TIL The oldest musical instrument in the world, a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal flute, is made from the left thighbone of a young cave bear. by gonejahman

Mary had a little lamb and they still fucked up the last note

Snarkblatt t1_j6gnu1r wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:32 AM

Reply to comment by feetandballs in TIL there are three species of elephants, not two. African elephants are broken up into 2 species, Forest and Bush. by lightsdevil

Although they do look similar, scientifically OPs mom is more closely related to the hippopotamus!

Snarkblatt t1_iwayk6s wrote on November 14, 2022 at 7:50 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in How to shuck corn without leaving silk by Billybluejeans

And you handle my ass pennies. Everytime you make a wish. Every cent you're kid gets from the tooth fairy. You pick up my ass pennies off the ground for good luck, whose the big man now!?