90 days for misusing a milk crate seems reasonable though.

Well yeah. A career's worth of hooking you the parking garage will wreck your back.

They're not usually open on Sundays to begin with. It seems like their schedule is still the same, and tiny baby Jesus had nothing to do with it?

If you decide to try playing, Liberty Bellows in Philadelphia has some really great online lessons. https://www.youtube.com/@libertybellows/featured