Soapycreek
Soapycreek t1_j9hd4wv wrote
Lol, dude. You know where the Wendy’s dumpster is, right?
Soapycreek t1_j6jz1z7 wrote
100 basis points! Do it! Burn it down!
Soapycreek t1_j0umepv wrote
It would be nice, to have that kind of job security.
Soapycreek t1_iyegrbj wrote
I’m an Oakwood Academy professor, and you’re in deep dog shit!
Soapycreek t1_ixz60ei wrote
Reply to I’m leaving town tonight with a loaded gun. I’ve got a death sentence and before I go I’m explaining why. by DreamEater096
Calls on prison stocks.
Soapycreek t1_ixrkcte wrote
Great, so even after I’m dead, I’m gonna get spam calls…
Soapycreek t1_iwpgr0l wrote
I hope you had a nice life, OP. You belong to the demon now.
Soapycreek t1_iuyhsrq wrote
Reply to When the stars and Moon vanish from the night sky, you better hide. (Part 2) by RichardSaxon
This is getting good. Careful, OP, I have a feeling these are PMCs, not U.S. military troops
Soapycreek t1_iujot40 wrote
Reply to JPMorgan Says Dovish Fed Could Spark The S&P 500 To Rally 10% In One Day. by predictany007
Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence could also burst into my house and sit on my face, but neither is likely to happen.
Soapycreek t1_iujnqw7 wrote
Reply to Question about trading calls by [deleted]
You belong here
Soapycreek t1_iuff8ig wrote
Bows and arrows, but no boomsticks?
Soapycreek t1_iu8yumf wrote
Reply to I’m a private contractor who kills people. Yes, it’s an actual, legal job in the U. S. in 2022. by ByfelsDisciple
My business is killing and business is good
Soapycreek t1_iu8x9o2 wrote
To be fair, it is a pretty solid knife! But, like the commercial says, you’ll be with your wife soon! One of us! One of us!
Soapycreek t1_itxeh27 wrote
Just accept the fact you are an orphan now, it’ll just be easier in the long run. Trust me
Soapycreek t1_j9llyi5 wrote
Reply to Sorrento therapeutics up 24% today, an additional 30% after hours…🚀🚀🚀 by [deleted]
This aged terribly