SomewhereFree8581
SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9kpln4 wrote
Reply to comment by xXThreeRoundXx in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856
I don't have the video editing skills to do that very well. I could probably throw some Liam Neeson fight scene jump cuts your way.
SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9kpa2e wrote
Reply to comment by Venboven in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856
That's what I'm saying if you don't have my comedic tone and Appalachian accent, you might try not calling the whole gym pussies. But there's generally someone in a gym that's cool as hell and knows a disturbing amount about anatomy. They will pump you up.
SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9i8dms wrote
Reply to comment by Witherking55 in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856
Then by the power vested in me by myself, your gonna be so medium. Extra medium and extra cheesy.
SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9i51pj wrote
Reply to comment by pmaurant in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856
Go to the gym and say confidently I heard one of you pussies in here can get me shredded like a bag of sharp cheddar. Then work out with your new friends and get scary big.
SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9kqfov wrote
Reply to comment by iredNinjaXD in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856
Only thing you learn then is how to let your sack sag in public locker rooms and develop an immunity to shame. Just like real old folks.