I remember he made a Mapo Tofu once that made me try tofu for the first time. Now I order the dish whenever so see it

The problem with your argument is you are saying Alice is going to measure a 1: that’s a hidden variable you are introducing into the thought experiment! In reality and experiment, regardless of who measures first, we don’t know what the outcome of that first measurement will be.

You need to stop after stating that Bob and Alice’s particles are entangled to have the same measurement. Given that, neither observer, no matter how close in time to the start of the entanglement will know what they are going to measure, just that their measurements will match.

Veritasium has a decent video on Bells Inequality that may be useful to you as well. It explains how we can tell the difference between a local hidden variable or not

Io has a molton core due to tidal forces

Very simply you are driving something to a place where atoms are touching one another and normal forces are increasing: these normal forces result in very high friction

It is not, no. Nothing rules out wormhole travel connecting extremely vast distances though